We’d like to thank everyone who entered our first competition, those loyal readers who contributed their pithy Twitter-friendly take – one which required excruciating brevity on a topic which could reasonably consume volumes: Why the Guardian sucks.

While there were many great entries, we only have but one meager $50 gift card to dispense, and so, the winner is: a commenter using the moniker Ehoop, who composed the following limerick.

The Guardian sucks because
It’s gospel for antisemites and bores.
Al Jazeera rebranded,
Hamas-style evenhanded,
It spews disinformation and malice without pause.