General Antisemitism

Some Poetic Advice for Useful Idiots


A guest post by Friedell

If you can’t tolerate

Any reasoned debate,

If your pupils dilate

At the words ‘Jewish state’,

If you foam and berate

As you intimidate,

If you can blindly negate

All knowledge, truncate

All freedom, equate

Enlightenment with hate,

If you can desecrate,

Upend and misstate

Real apartheid,

And keep your face straight,

If your true soul mate

Is bloodlust in full spate,

If you can accommodate

A martyr’s fate,

It’s a wide open gate,

Step on board, shipmate!

Mistell, miswrite,

Mislead, incite;

Turn day to night,

Turn wrong to right,

Know black is white,

Call blindness sight;

Now Left is Right,

Our faith is spite –

The future’s bright!

If you can narrate

Every vile Jewish trait

There’s no need to state

That God is great;

Get yourself in a bate,

Become insensate,

Then enumerate:

Prophets they extirpate,

All truth they abnegate,

History fabricate,

Honour eradicate,

Goodness they abrogate,

All hope they dissipate,

Courage they castigate,

Virtue abominate,

All faith they violate,

All love annihilate,

Mankind excoriate;

Cowardly, inchoate,

Quarrelsome, reprobate,

In pain they elate,

In suffering luxuriate;

Jewish filth is innate,

They deprave and mismate

And miscegenate.

Let them anticipate

God’s revenge and our hate!

If you can’t quite negate

The Holocaust, wait –

You’ve taken the bait.

Didn’t they manipulate

Their mortality rate?

Could the ovens cremate

The six million they state?

No, they exaggerate,

Defraud and inflate,

To world-dominate.

If some died, don’t fixate!

Every Jew’s an ingrate;

They asked for their fate!

Mistell, miswrite,

Mislead, incite;

Turn day to night,

Turn wrong to right,

Know black is white,

Call blindness sight;

Now Left is Right,

Our faith is spite –

The future’s bright!

Zion’s Elders await,

Their powers gestate,

And nations once great

Bow down now, prostrate.

Jewish bankers obliterate,

Jewish socialists decimate;

Their tentacles strangulate

Numbers inordinate,

Billions subordinate.

And still they exterminate

Children to recreate

Matzo-blood-aggregate

For their Passover plate.

If you can’t quite abate

Your doubts on that, wait –

You’ve taken the bait.

Just hate, hate, hate, hate!

Cry: The Jews’ bloody fate

Is mankind’s mandate

And God’s great dictate!

Mistell, miswrite,

Mislead, incite,

Turn day to night,

Turn wrong to right,

Know black is white,

Call blindness sight;

Now Left is Right,

Our faith is spite –

The future’s bright!

5 replies »

  1. This does not describe useful idiots. It describes people addicted to hate. And it gives them the respect they deserve – utter contempt.

  2. Dear Dvar Dea, dear friend and mate
    You over-react and exaggerate.
    Anon gives no respect to those who hate
    Rather they wonderfully fulminate
    ‘Gainst those who, in spate,
    Expose a rather nasty trait
    That does, n’est-pas? demonstrate
    Their tendency to aggregate
    Israeli & Jew as a conglomerate
    To show what a mental state
    The antisemite will illuminate
    In the desire to aggravate
    The state of the Middle East State.

    Or, if you prefer it in prose: don’t knock poetry, rhyming couplets or even doggerel in the fight against not just the “useful idiots” (including, but not only “as-a-Jew” Jews who wish to suck up to even nastier comrades of theirs) but also all the other unpleasant types who dog the BDS and worse crowd.

    We need all the legitimate weapons we can lay our hands on here, chaver, and we’ll leave the illegitimate ones to the nasties.

  3. Normally, I don’t like political doggerel, even if I agree with it, but this is really pretty clever. Someone really knows how to turn a phrase and keeping up the single “ate” rhyme for so many lines without succumbing to extremely forced rhymes is truly impressive.