General Antisemitism

The Tragical History of Doctor Thomas


A Guest Scene by AKUS

From the Quarto of 2010

Act V Scene 1

During the award of the

Helen Thomas Spirit of Diversity in the Media

Dr. Thomas addresses Wayne State University.

Dr. Thomas:

“We are owned by propagandists against the Arabs.

There’s no question about that.

Congress, the White House, and Hollywood, Wall Street, are owned by the Zionists.

No question in my opinion. They put their money where their mouth is…”

The Spirit of Diversity:

Was this the face that launched a thousand flotillas

And burnt the topless towers of New York City?

Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss.

Her lips suck forth my soul; see where it flies!

Come, Helen, come, give me my soul again.

Here I will dwell, for evil be in these lips,

And all is dross that is not Helena.

I will be Osama, and for love of thee,

Instead of Troy, shall Hollywood be sacked;

And I will combat with weak Amrikus,

And wear thy colors on my plumed crest;

Yea, I will wound Zion in the heel,

And then return to Helen for a kiss.

Oh, thou art fairer than the evening air

Clad in the beauty of a thousand stars;

Brighter art thou than flaming Jihadi

When he appeared to hapless Semite;

More lovely than the monarch of the sky

In wanton Nasrallah’s azured arms;

And none but thou shalt be my paramour!

[Exeunt.]

13 replies »

  1. Brilliant AKUS. Rather than suffer an intolerable seven minutes and thirteen seconds of having to watch Helen, let Duvidl give sore-eyed Wayne-Staters and Cif Watchers a mere two minutes of the wonderful Israeli soldier supermodel Esti Ginzburg, thus:

  2. Bravo, AKUS!

    The verse is excellent, although the face, far from launching a thousand ships, would stop a clock at 100 yards.

  3. AKUS, it’s grrrrreat! But the face… Aaaaaaagggghhhhh…

    Can’t we have a rogues’ gallery with this one, Ashton and all the ugly contributors to CiF with a link?

  4. Prezza. Duvidl is somewhat concerned at having you as his self-appointed mental health adviser, but, since you have offered, Duvidl now presents you with some of his many other great pin-ups. Here are just a few of Israel’s brave warriors:

  5. Dunno why Pretzel is upset at the sight of these beauties, perhaps Duvid needed a visual malox after seeing the inside and outside ugliness of Helen Thomas, who is the ugliest formation of cells since the elephant man. Except that John Merrick was beautiful inside unlike this witch of the East.

  6. @ armaros

    “Upset at the sight of these beauties”? Why on earth do you say that?

    Perhaps you can enlighten me as to the relevance of Duvid Crockett’s video posts on this thread.

    Why are you and him not ranting about the ugliness of e.g. Avigdor Lieberman?

    Or Baruch Marzel?

    Or these people?

  7. Shame on you, pretzelberg, for dragging in material from hate sites.

    If you haven’t been the object of loutish behaviour from teenagers you haven’t lived.

  8. @ Ariadne

    I frankly have no idea what that website is about, having come across it by chance.

    But surely the image is the main thing, right? Or don’t you have a problem with it?

  9. pretzelberg, the image show loutish behaviour. Not burnt bodies, exploded body parts, or children throwing boulders at cars.

    It’s been around for years, wherever Israel’s enemies think they can do some harm. Even on this ridiculous level.

  10. Do we really need pictures of gargoyles,I’m still recovering from those images of Miriam Margolyes.

    Duvid thanks for the video of the warriors,ignore the sourpuss.

  11. This from pretzelberg

    “I frankly have no idea what that website is about, having come across it by chance.”

    May I be forgiven for paraphrasing the golden rule of the “other place” (honoured there more in the breach than the observance) why didn’t you find out and think before you posted?